Thomas, The Evil Gay Of “Downton Abbey”, Is Coming Out In Season 3
It’s the series where we really comes to grips with Thomas’s sexuality and the impact being gay must have had on him, in Edwardian times. If you’re including a gay character, there’s an onus and...
View ArticleThe “Downton Abbey” Read-Cap: The Marriage Plot Thickens
Since every queen and his mum is watching Downton Abbey, we thought we’d skip the pedantic recaps and get right into reading the characters for filth in the Downton Abbey Read-Cap. Each week we’ll...
View ArticleNEWS: Bieber Caught Smoking Blunt, Blue Ivy Turns 1 & Rupert Everett’s Slutty...
– Justin Bieber‘s preferred method of smoking the reefer: blunts. Finally something we have in common…besides our girlish good looks. – Bethenny Frankel celebrated her weekend by filing for divorce. –...
View ArticleWATCH: Hit The Dance Floor With The “Downton Abbey” Theme Song Remix
Our BFF David Mixner posted this catchy track, which remixes “Did I Make the Most of Loving You,” the theme song to Downton Abbey. BTW, the clip’s creators are looking for someone with mad editing...
View Article“Homeland,”“Game Change,”“Les Mis” Win Big At 70th Annual Golden Globes
For those of you who were watching Downton Abbey or Girls, Sunday night was also the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards, when the mysterious Hollywood Foreign Press Association hands out accolades to the...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Read-Cap: Wedding-Day Jitters And Other Catastrophes
On last night’s episode of Downton Abbey: another wedding! It’s kinda meta, really. Dear old Edith is just giddy with excitement, while everyone else disapproves of dottering Sir Anthony, while the...
View ArticleNEWS: Elton John A New Dad After All, A Tale Of Two Pecs & Ellen’s Baby Talk
– Ryan Gosling discussed his pecs with dubious humility, then Buzzfeed — doing God’s work, really — illustrated their inspirational journey from boy boobs to full-blown chesticles. – Les Mis‘ Eddie...
View Article“Downton Abbey” Read-Cap: Burnin’ Down The House
Last night’s episode of Downtorn Abbey may have been wedding-free, but there were lots more stories about letters—writing them and receiving them, all the problems they cause, and all the crazy thing...
View Article“Downton Abbey”, “Argo” And “Modern Family” Win Top Honors AT SAG Awards
It was a night of upsets and absentee wins at the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards as the cast of Downtown Abbey — or at least Lady Mary, Mrs. Hughes and a handful of the servants — accepted the...
View ArticleThe “Downton Abbey” Read-Cap: Death Comes To Downton
Oh, gentle readers, I write to you now with my eyes veiled by a film of tears—as I’m sure yours are. Or perhaps you are beyond tears, having cried yourself to sleep last night, awoken this morning to...
View ArticleDVD: “Downton Abbey: Season 3,”“Out in the Open,”“Paranormal Activity 4”
This week’s home entertainment offerings range from the latest installment of an addictive horror franchise to the latest season of an addictive British TV series. Also out this week, the refreshing...
View ArticleNEWS: “Downton Sesame”, Gaga’s Claws Come Out In Court &“Idol’s” A Drag
– Unlike Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls memes will never get tired. Presenting, Les Mean Girls. – Michelle Obama is rumored to be shooting another cover for Vogue. And it’s unlikely she’ll be wearing...
View Article“Downton Abbey” Read-Cap: Lord Grantham And The Dreadful No Good Rotten Very...
If there’s one thing we learned from last night’s episode of Downton Abbey, it’s that the more people talk about things changing, the more they stay exactly the same as they have been for the last...
View ArticleNEWS: “Magic Mike” Musical Has Lapdances, Travolta’s Gay Day In Court &...
– Marion Cotillard had a kiki with some Ivy League drag queens at Harvard when she was named their annual Hasty Pudding’s Woman of the Year. – Despite going helmet to tasteful bowler with the Super...
View ArticleDownton Abbey Read-Cap: Blood Feuds, Gay Panic And Cricket Matches
Last night’s special eight-hour not-quite season finale double episode of Downton Abbey saw the culmination of several plotlines that have been simmering away in the background all season, while...
View Article“Downton Abbey’s” Rob James-Collier: Thomas Is An “Edwardian Sex Beast”
Thomas becomes besotted. Let’s face it, he borderline stalks Jimmy. He turns into an Edwardian sex pest. It’s pretty bad. But then he goes on this huge journey and he’s being manipulated by O’Brien...
View ArticleAndrew Christian Undies Come With Condoms, A Gay Hollywood Rom-Com, And More!
– For the next three months, Andrew Christian underwear will be shipped with condoms and lube as part of the “New Sexual Revolution” to promote safer sex. – Dame Maggie Smith doesn’t know how...
View ArticleThe “Downton Abbey” Read-Cap: So Much Nothing And One Very Huge Something
Oh, so you thought that last week’s eight-hour double special episode was the season finale of Daphne Du Maurier’s Downton Revisited? Ha-ha, how wrong you were, silly peasants. There’s a Christmas...
View ArticleThe Oscars’ Musical Extravaganza, Marc Jacobs — Closet Heterosexual? And More!
–Michelle Obama‘s bangs are now officially here to stay, as pictured in the FLOTUS’ official portrait for her second term. Sassy! – Clive Davis responded to Kelly Clarkson‘s response to his memoir,...
View ArticlePHOTOS: Theo James’ Sexy “Golden Boy” Ad Threatens To Kill Distracted Times...
PHOTOS: Theo James, a.k.a. Downton Abbey‘s poor Mr. Pamuk, has landed on this side of the pond as the star of CBS’ new cop drama, Golden Boy. It looks like a fairly routine grumpy-old-cop/young-brash...
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